shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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