we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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