You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
