whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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