so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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