my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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