it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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