I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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