you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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