there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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