Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She needs sedatives and a leash
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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