ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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