Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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