I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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