You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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