yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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