Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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