singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Found the puke drawer
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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