I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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