Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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