butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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