Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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