I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He better not be in your backpack
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
