Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Are my feet made of real feet?
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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