come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
