another moral hangover. fuck.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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