The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
How does one acquire holy water?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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