that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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