we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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