Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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