ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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