kristin has been a bad kristin
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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