why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You don't make any sense
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