Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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