Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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