Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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