Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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