Do vagina's smell?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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