I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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