Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
