and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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