every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
When are your genitals available?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Randomize
