Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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