My brain says no but my pants say off.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My pussy is not your playground.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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