anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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