She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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