i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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