How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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