does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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