2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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