Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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