I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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