I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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